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BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG…OMG…just got one at my REGULAR address that was soooooo freaking hysterical I had to share…apparantly, I’m dead and some woman is trying to get my money…

(GENERIC SPAMMER NAME)
(GENERIC NON-EXISTANT COMPANY IN NIGERIA)
NIGERIA INVESTIGATION BUREAU
(GENERIC SPAMMER ADDRESS)
LAGOS NIGERIA

Attention: Beneficiary

I am FAKE SPAM NAME (Assistance Chairman) Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria,
there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MRS. (spam name),
who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even
explained that you entered into an agreement with her before your death, to
help you in receiving your fund $5.5M So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (spam name withheld)?. thereby
making her the current beneficiary with this following account details:
(WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH DETAILS TO BE REAL)
We shall proceed to issue all payments details to
the said SPAM NAME WITHHELD, if we do not hear from you within the next two
working days from today.However, you are advice to email the bank immediately
and confirm to them also if SPAM NAME WITHHELD is from you or not.

1) CONTACT INFO
2) IS ALL FAKE BUT
3) WHY TAKE CHANCES THESE COULD BE
4) REAL PEOPLE AFTER ALL

Please note that you have less than 48hrs to get in contact with the paying
bank before they proceed to issue all payments to the said FAKE NAME.

Thanks

Assistance Chairman, FAKE NAME, OBVIOUSLY
Economic and Financial Crimes


MY GOD...the part where I mentioned that there was too much detail to be real? That was name and ACCOUNT NUMBER, for pity's sake... no authority figure would release that kind of details...lol. Tolstoy Continue Reading

I LOVE mocking SPAMMERS…gives me a touch of joy, actually.  🙂  This is the latest one to hit the blog (minus the spamming link, of course…not gonna subject you all to that):

“I propose not to hold back until you earn enough amount of money to order all you need! You can just get the loans or just credit loan and feel free”

THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!  Maybe I’m just slow on this lovely Saturday, but that…just didn’t make sense.  This must’ve come from the same poor sap who was enslaved by the Russian Mafia to make spam penis comments to bondage blogs…lol.

Ah, me.

Tolstoy