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Well, now.  Yesterday was FUN.  🙂  Cobie was an AMAZING gal to work with and we had a BLAST knocking out a 4 hour shoot of fun, mirth and “robbery”.  I say, “robbery” because, in our first vid, I played a burglar who got the surprise of his life when his victim ASKS to be tied and gagged.  🙂  Super fun!  🙂  We’ll talk about the second section tomorrow…for now, let’s see some pics!  🙂

Tolstoy

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Cobie

Canned Tolstoy…writing this on the 27th and scheduling it to post on the 28th.  When you read this, I’ll prolly be halfway on my way to Cobie’s shoot with Dave Annis.  🙂

Candle Boxxx from one of our previous shoots.  See more at TucsonTied.com.  🙂

Tolstoy

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

Candle Boxxx

OK, guys…just to let you know: Cobie arrives later today (4 pm my time)…we’re taking the day off, Dave and I’ll prolly feed her at a local restaurant. Tomorrow, she works with Dave…then on the 29th it’s my turn.  🙂  I’ll still get blog pieces in…but I’m thinking I’m gonna write tomorrow’s right now and just schedule it to be posted as her shoot with Dave starts fairly early in the am.  The 29th will prolly have 2 pieces…one in the morning with some stock stuff, then in the afternoon with Cobie’s debut…providing I don’t need to convalesce…and oh, my GOD, I spelled “convalesce” by myself correctly without using spell check…yay, me!  🙂  Thursday may wind up being the Cobie premiere; time will tell.

I’m twittering off and on with new sensation Ashley Sinclair (https://twitter.com/AshleySinclair0  It’s worth it to follow that link just to see the shot of her boobz she has at the top of her page…wowza!)…and don’t worry, there’s no secretary answering her tweets…it’s HER you’ll be tweeting at.  Reason I mention this is I found out something about her last night…check THIS out:

“2015 Sexiest Adult Starlet & Crossover Performer of the Year.”

I’m assuming those’re AVN awards…congrats, lovely lady!  So…I’ve worked with an award-winning model…yay me and let’s see some!  🙂

Tolstoy

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

Ashley Sinclair

OK, folks, brace yourselves.  Are you eating as you read this blog?  If so, finish what you’re chewing on before you continue reading.  We’ll all wait.

(elevator music)

So.  They released a pic of what Jared Leto’s version of the Joker is gonna look like.  Seriously…this is no joke.  Have you had Hollywood shat on you enough when it comes to childhood heroes and villains?  Well, they just took another dump.  Check out this garbage:

Y’know what’s worse?  PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIT.  It’s…it’s…it’s McCauley Culkin all growed up and ready for Home Alone 4!!!!  It’s Gangstah-Rappah-Jokah looking to lay da smack doooooown on pissy-ass Batmanz, YO! (seriously…the capped teeth need to be gold and he needs “bling-bling” to go with the tats)  It’s…it’s…

Garbage.

And depressing…were they HIGH when they conceived this?!  And if so, stop hoarding the good shit and pass that joint around so I can be high enough to think of this shit as cool.  Seriously?  Seriously?!  SERIOUSLY.  Avoiding the Suicide Squad movie like the plague, lemme tell you!

Let me give some props to some GOOD Joker.

Jesus Fucking Christ, THANK YOU Tracy Jordan for restoring my faith in humanity.  SOMEone knows how to do the classics up right!  And (segue) I knew how to do HER up right for some sexy, sexy bondage.  🙂 (What, you didn’t think this was gonna be ALL Joker-rant, didya? :P)

Tolstoy

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan