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All posts for the day April 25th, 2015

OK, folks, brace yourselves.  Are you eating as you read this blog?  If so, finish what you’re chewing on before you continue reading.  We’ll all wait.

(elevator music)

So.  They released a pic of what Jared Leto’s version of the Joker is gonna look like.  Seriously…this is no joke.  Have you had Hollywood shat on you enough when it comes to childhood heroes and villains?  Well, they just took another dump.  Check out this garbage:

Y’know what’s worse?  PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHIT.  It’s…it’s…it’s McCauley Culkin all growed up and ready for Home Alone 4!!!!  It’s Gangstah-Rappah-Jokah looking to lay da smack doooooown on pissy-ass Batmanz, YO! (seriously…the capped teeth need to be gold and he needs “bling-bling” to go with the tats)  It’s…it’s…

Garbage.

And depressing…were they HIGH when they conceived this?!  And if so, stop hoarding the good shit and pass that joint around so I can be high enough to think of this shit as cool.  Seriously?  Seriously?!  SERIOUSLY.  Avoiding the Suicide Squad movie like the plague, lemme tell you!

Let me give some props to some GOOD Joker.

Jesus Fucking Christ, THANK YOU Tracy Jordan for restoring my faith in humanity.  SOMEone knows how to do the classics up right!  And (segue) I knew how to do HER up right for some sexy, sexy bondage.  🙂 (What, you didn’t think this was gonna be ALL Joker-rant, didya? :P)

Tolstoy

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Tracy Jordan

Tracy Jordan

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Tracy Jordan

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