LMAO…as I was settling down to write this, I got this note at my regular e-mail address…
Good Day, I am (phony name and occupation withheld), Hong Kong. My business suggestion for you is about a transfer of $24.5 million was deposited by one of our late customer who died without declaring any next of kin before his death in 2004.Against this backdrop, my proposal to you is to stand as the next of kin to (possible victim name withheld), So you will be able to receive this funds to your own nominated account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you. your full names, address & phone numbers should be provided in response to this email. through (spam address withheld) Regards, (spammer and address withheld)
So lemme see if I understand this. You’ve got this client who’s deposited a buttload of money and died…now, without a next of kin named, it’s just sitting there, and you wanna SCAM THE BANK YOU WORK FOR by declaring me this person’s “kin” so that you and I can share the cash?
Let’s get right on that! 🙂
LORD! How many types of illegal IS that, anyways??? OY. Seems like a goodly portion of my life these days is spent as a “SPAM fighter”…there’s here (we get a LOT of SPAM here that I spare you of), and I do some SPAM killing over at KnottyTalk, UnlimitedBondage’s newest social site. The SPAMMERS there seem to think the “Blog” section is a good place to market and sell Ugg boots.
Now, waitaminnute. A BONDAGE social site. REALLY?!
Came here to do a blog piece about my latest shoot with Stacie…and there were 4 SPAM blog posts waiting to be slain…all of which were longer than any of my last blog posts COMBINED! Who has the time to WRITE this shit, anyways???
Oh, right…the Russian mafia FORCES people to write them. Penis enlargement blog SPAM. At GUNPOINT, no less. OY! 😛