Never had a captive so CALM…
Ugh, it was unnerving. Her hubby was loaded, so I saw her as a payday. Took her from a mall parking lot…and as I put my hand over her mouth to silence her, of course there was a little shock, some “MMMPH!”ing and a bit of struggle…but then she just seemed to ease into it, even pressing her butt into me (which, of all things at all times, got me aroused…hey, down there; I’m WORKING!) until the chloroform-soaked rag finally knocked her out.
Took her to the hideout and tied her to a chair…figured that as long as I had her, why not have a look at her chest…they were nice. Started to squeeze her not-so-little melons and that’s when she started to come around…and instead of screaming into her tape gag or anything, she starts humming…and, unless I miss my guess, presses herself into my touch, like she’s enjoying it!
I had to know…so I took the tape gag off… “Look…this is a kidnapping, alright? In about an hour or so, we’re gonna give hubby a call and tell him that if he wants you back, he’s gotta make me a millionaire…”
“Can we do that in a *few* hours, maybe? Or, maybe even, I don’t know, tomorrow? I’m trouble as a hostage, man…I’m gonna keep trying to escape and stuff…and my husband doesn’t treat me nearly this good…you fucking know your ropes! So, if you want to keep me still and quiet, you better put me in line…” And then, she opens her mouth keeps it like that…
“What…?”
“Honey, if you don’t know what to put in a ladies’ mouth when she offers it to you, consider 1000 points knocked off of your ‘Man Card’, I mean really…do you want me to suck you off or not?”
Ransom schmansom…I’m *keeping* this one!
Lola Lynn for today.
Tolstoy




Can you crazy kids just get the ransom, then meet for weekly kidnappings…?