“Look, Sasha…tell me what I need to know about your boss and tell me now!”
“I’ve got nothing to say to you!”
“Fine, chick, fine…if you’re not gonna tell me what I want to know, I don’t see a reason to let you talk at all…”
“NO! DON’T GAG ME…MMMMMMPH!”
“When you’re ready to talk, I’ll take that ball out…until then, enjoy the bondage!”
“MMMMMMMMMMMMM…….”
“Dammit.”
Sasha Fae for today.
Tolstoy
TOLSTOY:
(pick up binder clips)
I suppose you want me to attach these to your nipples now…?
SASHA:
(makes mmphing noises, nods eagerly)
TOLSTOY:
(mutters under his breath)
That 50 SHADES dame has got a LOT to answer for….
Oh, dear GOD, don’t get me started on “50 Shades of Fan-Fiction”…ugh.
I know, Tolstoy, I tried reading the first book after my then-wife insisted I shouldn’t insult a book I hadn’t read first! I made it about fifty pages, then gave it to her and said, “YOU try reading it….”
She didn’t even make it that far.
Dave (Annis) gets cranky with me when I do that…judge something before even partaking of it…but there’s some mountains that I don’t have the strength to climb, and just seeing the trailers from those dopey movies told me what I needed to know. Them damn things are even to some degree dangerous as they don’t portray BD/SM relationships properly and partners could possibly get injured from the lack of technique they show. Just garbage.
Ironic that we’re talking about “50 Shades” on a Sasha post. I believe I remember discussing the series with her only to find that she read all three books…and *LIKED* them. Even a diamond has flaws… 😛