So. I’ve kidnapped this gal, supposed to be worth millions, and we’re taking the ransom pics. Pulled her top down so that hubby can see her boobs (magnificent set!), tied her up on a chair, gagged her with a ball gag…and I get a closer look at her and the dad-blamed woman is POSING!
So, I take the ball gag off and remind her that she’s been kidnapped, and she says, “Well…these pictures of yours are going to eventually leak to the press and social media. I simply HAVE to keep up appearances and look my best at ALL times… And dahling? I have a…oh, fine, a vibrator in my purse; you took it with me, yes? Could you be a dear and tie it into this woooooooonderful rope you put between my legs?”
The rich. Wacky.
Stacie Snow for today.
Tolstoy
I’ve got some of these pics but I swear I don’t remember Stacie Snow playing her Damsel-in-Distress as funny before!
Your kidnapper should clearly get into another line of work – he’s too easily baffled by captives into bondage….