“Ms. Sinclair, we simply MUST protest!”

“MMMMPH.”

“This is the third time this month a member of this hotel’s staff has had to intervene on your behalf to extricate you from a bound and gagged state…”

“MMMMph…”

“Don’t you roll your eyes at me! We understand that you put a good deal of money into this hotel with donations…”

“MMMM-HMMMMM!!”

“…but you can’t keep using our facilities as a playground!”

“….grrrumph…”

“Again with the eye roll. Look, I have a hotel to run…unless we have anything further to discuss, I…”

“…giggle…”

“Ms. Sinclair, why are you removing…oh, my.”

“…..mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..”

“…goodness, but those are nice…”

“Mmmmm-HMMMM…”

“Oh, very well. If I am allowed…access…I think I can turn my head to all the play going-on here…”

Ashley Sinclair for today.

Tolstoy