Doing paid kidnappings isn’t that bad a line of work, actually.
There’s a literal TON of work to it, and even a ton MORE paperwork to ensure that both parties stay safe…and my insurance is a nightmare you wouldn’t believe! But, occasionally, I meet a client that makes the work behind all of it worth it…
Currently, that’d be Dez.
Can’t fault her for her imagination, at least…gal wanted to be ”kidnapped” as part of a “home invasion” orchestrated by a rival in a swimsuit contest…far-fetched as it was, I’d worked with weirder…
Anyway. The contract was for me to enter by the back door, surprise her while in her swim suit and heels (the “contest outfit”, I assume), overpower, tie and gag her, and keep her for three hours, forcing her to “miss” her “competition”. It was almost too real…and I was just starting to believe that I actually WAS hired by a rival, until I got the note taped to the door…
“Thanks for agreeing to my kidnapping. Door’s open…I left some stuff for you in the fridge to munch on while you’re holding me. Dez”
How sweet! Gonna have to make sure to give her high marks on her file…
Dez for today.
Tolstoy



