The hell is this?! I’ve burgled in some *weird* situations before, but this? Followed the guy for blocks ‘cuz he just smelled of money, but now I’m in his hotel room and where other people would put their clothes, this guy has stashed a ton of rope and some weird strap with a red rubber ball on it. What the actual fuck?
At that moment, he was behind me with his hand over my mouth…GOD, but the fucker was strong… “Thought I was being tailed. And what a fetching prize I’ve caught! You’ll look absolutely lovely in bondage, darling! And you’ve found my favorite ball gag…perfect to silence you with….”
Brooke Thomsen for today.